BilkLaren

The BilKLaren is a mystical creature that resides in the area of Sandton who was created by the evil mastermind 'DyKa'. The creature is dangerous and is dressed in a clown costume and features a set of mushrooms on its legs which spews out poisonous white fuel as well as 5 male genitalia for mass production of its species. Though some claim the creature is friendly, the BilKLaren has been known to phantom many people in the neighborhood. If you seek it, you may not find it for it hides within the Alaskan Pipeline.

The BilkLaren is out there, phantoming young individuals! Beware!

BilkLaren by SilverPhoenix June 5, 2014

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sensation of billardness

a person who has a passion for billards

billard billard sensation of billardness..................

sensation of billardness by billa February 18, 2008

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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