BILF

Brotha' I'd like to Fuck

A black man you would like to have sexual intercorse with

*at the night-club*
Friend 1: Oh my god! Do you see that black guy over there at the bar?
Friend 2: I know! He's one sexy BILF...

by Ni Angelo December 16, 2009

BILF

A Bill you'd like to f*ck -- especially a Wild Bill.

Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Wild Bill has bilfed everyone in town.

Wild Bill is a Bilf

Bilf is as wild as the come!!!

by themilf October 08, 2013

BILF

Bogan I'd Like To Fuck... When you see the worst dressed, foul/loud mouthed person you wouldn't be caught dead in public with, and find yourself strangely aroused by how attractive their body features are.

"What a BILF!"

"Check out that BILF"

or simply

"BILF!"

It's 11am and you've just parked your CAR at the shopping center, as you walk past the bus stop you see a bottle-blonde girl (couple of inches of black/brown re-growth) with a huge rack get off the bus. She is usually wearing an ADIDAS tracky with big hoop earings and some horrible coloured make-up. She then proceeds to speak extremely loudly to her bogan friend who is 50 KG overweight saying something along the lines of: "where's the fuckin' bottlo I need some rum" in front of a crowd of people who all stare and shake their heads, she turns to one onlooker and says "what the fuck you lookin' at" and spits on the ground in front of him. BILF.

by *Brendo* August 12, 2009

bilf

Baby I'd Like to Fuck

In the tv-show Family Guy the baby Stewie sees a beatiful baby girl and says: " O wait wait bilf, total bilf" .

by Respecta January 17, 2011

Bilf

Bilf is an acronym that stands for “Bee i’d like to fuck.” Follow Jayybirdlive on twitch for more information.

“omg barry’s dad in the bee movie was such a bilf”

by Mushr00mz July 19, 2021

bilf

Possibly the most versatile word in any language. Though it sounds like "some b word I'd like to fuck," bilf actually refers to semen, but can be used much like fuck in that while someone can be bilfing, can bilf all over the place, can be full of bilf, and can be bilfed upon or into, they can also be referred to as a Bilf.

Damn hot mama, I'm gonna bilf in your bilf chalice.

Steve: So he stole all your shit?
Joe: Yeah.
Steve: What a bilf

You bilf nugget

you bilfing moron.

I'm gonna fill you with so much bilf you're going to get swimmers ear.

by esoterism October 28, 2009

bilf

Babysitter
I'd
Like to
Fuck

Damn, is that bilf of yours coming to watch you again. I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her!

by just another cracka July 09, 2003