BILF 

Bear I'd Like To Fuck

As in, "I just shot a BILF..."

BILF by Dean The BILF Machine July 7, 2006

bilf 

Bartender I'd like to fuck!

Not only can she pour a good,she's a hottest bilf I've seen at this bar.

bilf by CROWN PAUL April 7, 2008

BILF 

Acronym: "Beast I'd Like (to) Fuck"

A beast, whether tame, wild or mythical, that a human individual sees as attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just because they're non-human doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life.

That ewe on her own in the corner is a right BILF.

Last night was awesome - I met up with a whole load of likeminded individuals and we whiled away hours comparing BILF conquests.

A BILF hunter aids others in their quest for top-notch BILF usually cataloguing possible BILFs on their internet site.

BILF by The one and only BILFhunter July 28, 2008

BILF 

Commonly used acronym for "Baby I'd Like to Fuck."

Damn, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. Total BILF.

BILF by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

Bilf 

Bro I'd like to F-----------play sports with or watch TV. No homo man. Weight Lifting and.... bro hugs

Aw dude! You're a bilf. Wanna hang out at the game later?

Bilf by TacoLlamasLLC November 8, 2015

bilf 

Boi I'd Like to Fuck

Also famously part of the name of the BILF Hunter Gang

See that bilf over at the bar? Bet he takes a spit roasting like a champ!

bilf by strange_but_true January 5, 2022

bilf 

biker i'd like to fuck

Unicycle girl is a bilf. I like her.

bilf by Hans Screwvala May 26, 2006