Wi Fi bat po

My Wi-Fi is unbreakable. Derived from a Cantonese phrase in Hong Kong kung fu movies known as "wai faai bat po," which literally means "only speed is unbreakable." The Wi-Fi version came to be when Mike Tyson said the phrase it originates from in the wrong tone.

Kyle: Dude, how come that website loaded so fast?
Chris: Wi Fi bat po

by The Real Driller October 30, 2021

bampot

Glaswegian word for a "Headcase"

Away ye go ya "Bampot" ye!

by Michael Steel September 24, 2003

Crappo Bappo

An ancient martial art developed in the spring of 2011 that involves distracting your opponent by pretending to do something with your left hand, while simultaneously punching them in the dick with your right.

"Oh look, I'm pretending to put this book away on a reeeeally high shelf and- CRAPPO BAPPO!!!!"

by Nytmare696 September 20, 2011

batjokes

the greatest couple of all time aka batman x joker

did you read that batjokes fanfic yet?

by baelfire lycaon March 20, 2018

Convo-bation

When a person engages in a self gratifying debate, conversation or argument to merely hear themselves talk regardless of the other person's input, responses or replies.

Once Joe started convo-bating about politics, I just zoned out!
Listening to the convo-bation in the hall was rather disturbing, I could hear the pleasure in his voice as he ranted about nothing.

by fortheluvofpete2 May 17, 2010

ass baton

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.

"Aw man, that cop has an ass baton!"

"Oh he finna use that ass baton, you'd best watch out"

by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013

Batlord

Batlord was a Swedish heavy metal band, formed by Quortlon in 1983. They are regarded as pioneers of both black metal and Viking metal. The band is named after the infamous Hungarian countess, Elizabeth Bátlord

"Yo, what album is that? It sounds pretty cool"

"I don't know let me look at the cover, apparently they call themselves Batlord"

"Batlord is pretty sick man"

"yeah"

by Arvo Part March 1, 2009