Baguette

A long ass piece of bread from the country known as France. Also baguettes are fucking delicious in every fucking way. If you don't like them I'll run you over with my tandem. They also make for a good sword.

Kyle: ewww what's that you got there (popular boy voice)
Fletcher: A fucking baguette you little bitch

by IRunTandemsOnKids November 13, 2022

Baguette

Baguettes are a lovely food but also can be your best friend my baguette is very caring and can be the best one they are really pretty and if you get jealous then you can eat them and if you ask why you would get jealous is because of how beautiful they are.You might stumble into a baguette and if you do they will be the best friend you can ask for. If you want to date them you can she is absolutely fine.Her butt and boobs are the best features.they will also be very tall.

Ooh look baguette I'm going to ask to be her friend

by Salmon Manta July 1, 2022

Baguette

A long, thin loaf of French bread

“Do you wanna eat a baguette?”

“Sure!”

by Ilikealuminumfoil January 14, 2022

Baguette

A French queer or tamer word for faggot
Fancy gay

That French dudes such a fucking baguette

by Martrell Johnson November 15, 2019

Baguette

Baguette is another word for the f slur that rhymes with maggot. It is usually used by closeted people to say it without actually saying it.

I love being a baguette.

by Julia Breedlove November 2, 2020

Baguettes

Saggy, droopy titties that look like long loaves of frenchbread, normally found on ugly overweight girls who dress provacatively to advertise the fact that they are complete sluts.

My former friend has a disgusting pair of baguettes.If your cleavage continues down to your belly button, you have baguettes,so do the world a favor and cover those uglies up!

by Nastina September 5, 2005

Baguette

Code word over the phone/in person for a bag of pot.

"yo dude I was wondering if you had any baguettes left for sale"?

"Let me get that last baguette"?

by WAALLDAY June 5, 2009