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bazaans

Large, round breasts usually found on a female human, especially a fan of Eric Wareheim's handsomeness. As seen on Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
Dear Eric, You're handsome. Please come look at my bazaans. Here are my bazaans. (.)(.) Love, Kelly
by Jobenator April 29, 2011
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Bazzinga

The word Sheldon Cooper uses when he makes a sarcastic joke on the show The Big Bang Theory.
I want kids, BAZZINGA
by AwesomeButGeeky246 February 24, 2015
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Bazooka Wormhole

A geek obsession that results in countless lost hours exhausting every aspect of trivia related to the niche subject.

A compulsive preoccupation, at times against your will, with the minutiae of a particular topic within geek culture.
Danny receives an email from Hot Topic announcing a ”50% Off Clearance Items” sale. Danny examines Hot Topic web site and stumbles upon a “G.I. Joe Bazooka Jersey T-Shirt.” Danny suffers spaz attack and places order. Levels of spaz in blood stream remain high impelling Danny to:
1) excavate vintage Bazooka action figure
2) rewatch episode of G.I. Joe Resolute wherein Bazooka dies
3) youtube classic G.I. Joe episodes in which Bazooka appears
4) scour old Marvel G.I. Joe comics for inclusions of Bazooka
5) prepare blog entry about Bazooka

Friend to Danny: "You fell in a Bazooka Wormhole. What's it look like on the other side?"

The subject matter can vary greatly but the course of events is similar. A specific aspect of geek culture catches your fancy and before you know it you have exhausted every square centimeter of trivia related to this parent specimen. You do not stop for nourishment until you have achieved professorial status in that particular subject.
by CantinaDan January 19, 2010
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Bazball

Named after Brendon (Baz) McCullum's approach to running the English cricket team, to Bazball is to pursue a goal with near-reckless aggression.
"The tupperware wasn't fitting in the drawer but I bazballed it in."

"Dave completely bazballed the meat on the bbq"

"I slept through my alarm so I'm going to bazball in to the office"
by BadAtBlitz December 2, 2022
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Bazooki'd

The first case of being Bazooki'd, originally said by remotelogin on 05/15/2023 at 1:10 AM, was when velentiums destiny 2 solo speedrun of the first contact mission, got absolutely shit on by 18 seconds, leaving velentium spiritually, mentally, and physically distraught. The term is properly used when a run is beaten by a large amount of time.
Dude your run just got bazooki'd on.
by velentium August 28, 2023
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Bazzy

A Hilarious Boy With A Personality Unlike Any Other. Virtually Impossible To Forget, You'll Always Love A Bazzy.
However Can Be Rude, Cold + Heartless At Times. Bazzys Sometimes Have Alter Egos, With Many Different Names, Such As Jizzle, Jeremy + Cedric. You Can Spot A Bazzy From His Crater Face + The Toothbrush He Has Behind His Ear, In Case He Needs To Brush His Lip Or Smooth His Armpit, In An Emergency. There May Be Many Fish In The Sea, But He'll Always Be Your Nemo.

Seductive Squinty Eyes, Sexy Deep Voice, Juicy Lip, Are Jus Some Characteristics Of Bazzy's. Bazzy's Sometimes Get Up To Mischief, Like Getting Fined On Trains + Their Laugh Can Be Recognised By Snorts, Kikikiki's + Other Animal Noises. Pulls A Hissyfit When They Dont Get Their Own Way. Bazzy's Are Pretty Stubborn Individiuals. But From Flaws + Imperfections, Good Times + Bad, You'll Always Cherish Any Memory You Make With A Bazzy. If Your Lucky Enough To Have A Bazzy In Your Life, Appreciate It While You Have It..
Jimmy: Whos That 8ft Tall Boy.
Fizzle: Bit Of A Dumb Fff, But He's More Than Alot
Jimmy: You Hitting Bazzy?
Fizzle: Mmmmm Pbt. Well I Wont Kiss + Tell ;)
by Love-Sick April 4, 2010
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Man Bazooka Juice

I squirted out some man bazooka juice three times playing that game.
by Latino Banana September 18, 2016
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