Azaria

She is beautiful she is kinda crazy but will love you unconditionally. She always wants to make you laugh. She will go above and beyond to show her love for you and is not afraid too. She won’t be rude until she has to, and if you mess with one of her friends you’re as good as dead. They are patient and care about what you care about. They are always sweet but have a dark, dirty side too. If you have one don’t let them go. Sometimes it’s good to be loved even when you don’t deserve it.

Some person: Who is that
Me: Oh that’s Azaria she always makes me smile:)

by im_sugar_boi October 25, 2019

Nigger Alarm

An alarm at alerts you when there's a nigger in the area.

No one: ...

Nigger Alarm: Nigger Warning, Nigger Warning, Nigger Warning.

by thedickwaddle July 30, 2019

Farm Alarm

(n.) - A set alarm used solely to harvest your crops in Farmville to prevent them from withering. This includes setting it very early in the morning, or during the day to tell when your crops are ready.

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
Farmer 1: "...What the hell, it's 4:30 in the morning.."

Farmer 1: "Oh shit, that's the farm alarm! My artichokes are finally harvested!"

by m.Cdowd September 18, 2009

farts alarm

When you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, all you do is pass gas.

I really thought I needed to take a crap, but it was just a farts alarm.

by Shilo Van Buren March 31, 2014

smarm alarm

An instinct born of experience that tells you an insincere and ingratiating person is approaching.

Wow, I think Melania must have either ignored or totally disconnected her smarm alarm on the day she met the Orange One!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2020

Azariah

Is a girl who loves to make someone smile. She always tries to help and when she can't it breaks her heart. She hates it when her friends fight. She hates having to choose between people she cares for. She is smart and funny. She sometimes can seems like bitch when all she is trying to do is help! It is sometimes hard to understand her. Shes been through a lot in her life. She has a wonderful life and chooses her friends wisely. She has the most amazing friends and best friend! She loves to watch anime and party! People try and say shes ugly and bossy. Her friends help her see that she is beautiful no matter how she looks. She is a very rare person. She will do almost anything for just one friend! She loves a variety of music! She plays sports and instruments. She really loves to help and she always will shine! She is not afraid to go up on stage and sang and dance! She might say things she regrets and might hurt your feelings when she didn't mean to. She will always shine bright! She loves to sing and dance and act!! She might like white boys more than black boys or the other way around! she has very fragile heart and has very fragile feelings! She is a great PERSON!!!!!!

#sports #funny #smart #lovely #great

Azariah: hey

Friend 1: hey

Azariah: i love your outfit

friend 1 : Thanks , i love yours to

Azariah : no problem and yours is way better!

by Itz_Moka!!! MSP January 7, 2017

New Mexican burglar alarm

Copious junk in the front yard of a home such as flower pots, wind chimes, childrens toys, washer/dryers, rusted out grills, piles of beer bottles and cans, garbage bags, and general litter that provide a crude home security device when a trespasser trips and falls making a load crashing sound alerting the homeowner.

Good thing we're poor white trash Leticia, or we wouldnt have the New Mexican burglar alarm that foiled the prowler who wanted our commerative plates.

by Crazy Daniel "Webster" November 3, 2006