The General Internet Axiom

The General Internet Axiom: "It all leads back to porn in the end."

Example: "I thought I was reading this news blog, but all of a sudden I read something about a stripper that got arrested, and how she just put out a movie. I guess The General Internet Axiom is true."

by PhoenixWitch April 7, 2010

Axious

Very Questionable; A bastardization of the word "Anxious" by Matt Stapleton

That is an axious statement.

by Ivan Sudoplatov October 14, 2003

Axiom of Choice

A mathematical (and philosophical) theory. Introduced in the early 20th century, it states that if you have a bunch of stuff, you can pick one thing from that stuff, and if you have many different groups of things, you can select one from each group.

This was controversial at the time.

Math is weird.

I have a two bowls of Cap'n Crunch. It took mathematicians until 1904 to figure out that I can take a Crunchberry from each. This is the Axiom of Choice.

by Carter? April 8, 2012

axios117

to be axios117 is referring to yourself as a rubber band of the strongest caliber you allow people to push your buttons n stretch your patience before you snap and it comes back at their fucking faces

I did and axios117 today and forgave you when i shouldn't have allowing your attempt to hurt me inevitably repeat

by gotta quit drinking May 3, 2021

Axiomnious

The ultimate entity comprised of absolutely everything; uniquely limitless, beyond comprehension, and infinitely complex. An axiomatic source of undeniability.

There are those who deem themselves a god, but they yet to confront the axiomnious being that is.

by Axiom of None June 3, 2023

Axiomic

This is an axiom, as a fundamental starting point or self-evident truth, a proposition accepted as true without proof, serving as a basis for reasoning, deduction, and building complex arguments or systems of thought, like the Law of Non-Contradiction ("A thing cannot both be and not be") pertaining specifically to a body of knowledge, a domain, epistemology, or a system of classification. Therefore, "axiomic" describes something that acts as a structural anchor, much like a skeleton or a cornerstone, rather than just a statement of fact.

"The philosopher argued that human dignity is not merely a social construct, but an axiomic component of existence—indivisible, foundational, and unable to be broken down into smaller parts."

by TreeTea67 December 29, 2025

Marco's Axiom

Marco’s Axiom demonstrated the economic deduction that as more money is devoted to acquiring the Bitcoin, the higher the price goes as what is available at any one time is always only a small portion of the entire supply. This relationship is both infinite and axiomatic, thus even if the buyer had infinite money, it would only necessitate that the price of Bitcoin in that money is also infinite.”

It would be impossible to buy all Bitcoin even with infinite amount of money, it's Marco's Axiom.

by Skubany December 17, 2022