asthma

I can't breathe.

Seriously help, I'm having an asthma attack.

by J7MC925 October 9, 2016

Asthma

Imagine life except breathing is not an option.
Imagine life except when ever you dare try to run your lungs just say ‘aight Ima head out’.
Imagine life except you have to carry this little blue, green, purple or orange tube around that could potentially save your life at any moment.
Imagine life except whenever you’re on a school trip or in sport class you’re constantly grilled about having your medication.
Imagine life except you’re repeatedly called lazy for physically not been able to take another step.

There are a whole bunch of serious definitions here so go check those out, anyways, gotta go grab my inhaler for I have randomly started choking ✨✨

Guy 1: You good there buddy?
Asthmatic: -uncontrollable wheezing-

Guy 2: CATCH ME!
Asthmatic: -deep breath- just let me.. -breath- catch my.. -crackly breath- breath..

Asthmatic: -loud panting- could you please get my ventolin?
Guy 3: Is it this blue thingy?
Asthmatic: -pumping sound followed by an inhale- yes thankyou.

Teacher: Asthmatic’s name do you have your inhaler?
Asthmatic: No sorry I left it at home.
Teacher: Pink slip.
Asthmatic: BRUH.

Guy 4: Gosh, is it that hard to keep going? Stop been lazy.
Asthmatic: Sorry, is my inability to properly breathe right now of no concern to you? I have asthma dumbass.

by limeboiz January 3, 2021

sexual asthma

When a girl is so hot, it's hard to breathe.

Boy: "do you have any ventolin? I just saw Emily and my sexual asthma is playing up"

by matthewterry May 21, 2014

cunt asthma

When a cunt/vagina or so one is so immaculate it takes ones breath away

That Courtney's vajaja gave me cunt asthma bruh

by zombi6 April 3, 2017

Asthma

A condition that can exist any and everywhere therefore it’s the best excuse ever; you can literally use this shit for any and everything

“Dude what’s that on your neck and why are you limping”

-Looks at hickey and remembers falling up the stairs-

“Oh I got asthma in my knees”

“Sounds legit”

by RoddyBBC May 30, 2019

ATHMAR

Like To Help Others When They in their low but can't help himself from any problem. Having a bad backstory and memories. Likely to hide his pain and sadness behind his smile

Athmar like to protect others from get hurt but I cant afford when come for myself .Athmar trying to heal myself by my own

by Sneax™ November 22, 2021

Asthma

A. A condition that causes people to be short of breath.
B. An excuse used by fat, lazy, smokers who really don't have asthma.

A. Bobby has asthma so he can't play soccer.

B. Paige- *Heavy Breathing* "Guys, wait...up..."
Sean- "Dude, are you okay?"
Paige- "Yeah, I just...have...asthma."
*silence*
Jane- "We've walked like two feet..."
Sean- "You're just fat and lazy."
Paige- "No, I smoke..."

by CassieXXY November 21, 2009