When opening a car door at the same time and on the same side as the person in a car next to you. Then you just pause and wait for eachother to either close it or open it all the way but nobody moves at all causing an awkward situation especially if you don't know the other person.
In a parking lot, you try to get into your car and slightly open the door but at the same time someone is trying to get out of their car on the same side as you and you don't know what to do! door awkwardness...
by monkeyispretty December 15, 2010
Get the door awkwardness mug.One of the many noticeable characteristics of My Chemical Romance's bassist, Mikey Way.
Often make fangirls go "awwww" and "he's so adorbs!" and influence teenagers to change to an awkward stance to show support for Mikey Way. Girls love awkward, nerdy guys with crooked knees, apparently.
Usually the butt of Mikey Way jokes on Tumblr, next to his remarkable Poker Face, Unicorn addiction, and of course, his gentleman-like attitude (edited photos with him in a top hat, eye piece, and moustache.)
Often make fangirls go "awwww" and "he's so adorbs!" and influence teenagers to change to an awkward stance to show support for Mikey Way. Girls love awkward, nerdy guys with crooked knees, apparently.
Usually the butt of Mikey Way jokes on Tumblr, next to his remarkable Poker Face, Unicorn addiction, and of course, his gentleman-like attitude (edited photos with him in a top hat, eye piece, and moustache.)
by AttackFox March 8, 2011
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That arm that has nowhere to go when cuddling, spooning or sleeping next to someone else. It usually leads to wishing arms could be pulled off and then put back on afterwards.
*after trying to settle into a comfortable spooning position* uh oh, it's the return of AWKWARD ARM!!!
by lilyrandall January 3, 2007
Get the awkward arm mug.An award given to the following kind of players: one who was pleasant to be around, enthusiastic, never misses practices, always willing to learn, overcame a certain fear while playing, etcetera
by Therealestdeal June 23, 2015
Get the Coaches award mug.An individual, who attempts to engage others socially, however cannot muster the wherewithal to keep the interaction going. Typically this person may approach you at say, a bar or your place of work, and start a conversation with you. After you respond, this individual may display the following behaviors:
-they give a quick one word response and proceed to stare at you silently
-they don't respond at all, instead they stand in place and nervously look around while whispering to themselves
-they take a deep breath having accomplished social interaction, yet not knowing what to do next, stand there and rub their hands on their pants while looking at you.
-they give a quick one word response and proceed to stare at you silently
-they don't respond at all, instead they stand in place and nervously look around while whispering to themselves
-they take a deep breath having accomplished social interaction, yet not knowing what to do next, stand there and rub their hands on their pants while looking at you.
co-worker: "Hey, you! How was your weekend?"
you: "Pretty good! Watched the big game, hung out with some friends, kinda lulled around the house...you?"
co-worker: "good"...................(looks as if they will keep talking, but instead proceeds to stare at you silently. Now they stand in place looking around the room whispering to themselves......they take a deep breath....exhale....smacks their lips...goes back to silently staring at you. Rubs their hands on their pants.....still staring...nearly a minute has passed)
you: "Hey. Awkward Timmy...anything else I can help you with?"
co-worker: "nope-seeyalater." (quickly exits)
you: "Pretty good! Watched the big game, hung out with some friends, kinda lulled around the house...you?"
co-worker: "good"...................(looks as if they will keep talking, but instead proceeds to stare at you silently. Now they stand in place looking around the room whispering to themselves......they take a deep breath....exhale....smacks their lips...goes back to silently staring at you. Rubs their hands on their pants.....still staring...nearly a minute has passed)
you: "Hey. Awkward Timmy...anything else I can help you with?"
co-worker: "nope-seeyalater." (quickly exits)
by Mr. Migrant Son February 22, 2011
Get the Awkward Timmy mug.The morning after a sleepover or party when you and your friends have a really deep conversation and the next morning is so awkward because the only thing you can say is "So, do you want pancakes for breakfast or something?"
*LATE NIGHT
Kelly: I honestly wonder sometimes whether or not ill ever find somebody...
Marie: Everybody loves you, just embrace life and you will be sure to find your way
*MORNING
Marie: So... um... i have poptarts
Kelly: Well this is an Awkward Breakfast
Kelly: I honestly wonder sometimes whether or not ill ever find somebody...
Marie: Everybody loves you, just embrace life and you will be sure to find your way
*MORNING
Marie: So... um... i have poptarts
Kelly: Well this is an Awkward Breakfast
by iliketopartyswagasaurusrex June 1, 2011
Get the Awkward Breakfast mug.That awkward moment when you realise & accept that you have a crush on/fancy someone who you reeeeeeaaalllllyy shouldn't, ie a teacher or a member of your best mates' family. Similar to but not the same as crushing on a celebrity... With celebrities it's usually fine, but with teachers...
People experiencing Awkward Infatuation are often between the ages of 11 & 18, & common signs are wanting to impress them, either excessively talkative /shy around them, wanting to always be near or around them, overly looking forward to seeing them & to some extent maybe feeling a certain amount of sexual attraction to said person.
When/if said person finds out (& you usually hope they never do) they may be fine with it but most often they will feel embarrassed & will shun any further contact with you.
People experiencing Awkward Infatuation are often between the ages of 11 & 18, & common signs are wanting to impress them, either excessively talkative /shy around them, wanting to always be near or around them, overly looking forward to seeing them & to some extent maybe feeling a certain amount of sexual attraction to said person.
When/if said person finds out (& you usually hope they never do) they may be fine with it but most often they will feel embarrassed & will shun any further contact with you.
Girl: OMG I think i may have an Awkward Infatuation with our French teacher, he is really hot & so funny!
Friend: So that's why you spend so much time around him then. Give the poor guy a break he must be sick of you by now. You practically live in that classroom.
Teacher: ...
awkward..!
Friend: So that's why you spend so much time around him then. Give the poor guy a break he must be sick of you by now. You practically live in that classroom.
Teacher: ...
awkward..!
by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013
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