awkward poo

When you go for a poo and said poo gets lodged in the U-Bend and doesn't move upon flushing.

Duncan went for a poo so big that it got lodged. He went downstairs and said to Steve "I could do with some help, I've just had an awkward poo."

by MrMotivator17 August 20, 2017

awkward fingers

When two guys attempt to Eiffel Tower a girl but she's too tall, so they can only awkwardly touch the tips of their fingers.

We totally tried to Eiffel Tower her but all we got was awkward fingers.

by KeNayNay August 1, 2009

Awkwardness Denial Disorder

This is a serious disorder thats most commonly found in insecure teenage girls, who talk alot about how awkward a boy is in there school, but in real life there the ones who are truely awkward. This disorder is an attempt to raise there self esteem and to appear less awkward then they really are.

She suffers from Awkwardness Denial Disorder...so if she calls yous call you awkward just slap her!.

by snookiismylife August 23, 2010

awkward warm

when you put too much hot water in your milo and it becomes an awkward temperature. to avoid this happening the hot water:cold milk ratio generally needs to be less than or equal to 0.2

ella: you put too much hot water in and now my milo is awkward warm. this is worse than the time my snake pissed on my laptop.

by snellboy August 8, 2012

Awkward Avocado

An awkward avocado is similar to an awkward turtle, a hand gesture used to either diffuse or make a social situation awkward.

Simply clasp both hands together (with a slight outward curvature in the palm and fingers, creating the desired avocado shape) and move your hands in outwards circular motions (directed away from the body).

Thus creating the awkward avocado. Experienced users may attempt the awkward half-avocado, but this should be reserved for drastic situations only.

Bill: "If I'm ever on a date and the conversation lapses into an awkward silence, I just pull out the awkward avocado. Works every time"
James: "Classic move."

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by beebolt March 18, 2015

Awkward Hole

An "o" gesture made with your hand using all four fingers and thumb, the awkward hole is used following an awkward comment/suggestion/situation/motion that usually brings silence to a conversation. The Awkward hole is there to suck all the awkwardness away from the moment and let fresh topic commence.

Rob: So I just finished cleaning the Pit

CJ: I cleaned your mom's pit.

Rob: Oh Dear (Looks at CJ and then Awkward Hole Gesture)

by Robert Chase, Andrew Brock, Sarah Bosanac, Cara Mathison, Emily Harper, CJ June 16, 2008

awkwardly straight

A straight guy that comes off gay even though he is straight.

1.) He was a total cutie! I thought he might be gay but then I realized he is awkwardly straight."
2.) I thought we were flirting, then his girlfriend came over. He is awkwardly straight.

by Jryde June 10, 2012