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jennifer aniston

an overrated actress who got her big break as Rachel Green in the NBC TV series Friends, which ran from 1994 to 2004. The series finale was incredibly stupid. She has also appeared on the silver screen, pretty much playing herself. Her movies ain't that good. She was married to housebreaker husband Brad Pitt, who ran off with Angelina Jolie, who also doesn't know what marriage is supposed to be all about - on top of that, his hair is now shorter and he looks like a plucked chicken. Jennifer Aniston's favorite phrase is "Oh my God". It's Oh-my-God this, Oh-my-God that. If it weren't for her sexy long hair or her nice legs, she wouldn't be considered a sex goddess at all.
Jennifer Aniston, along with the other 5 main members of "Friends", got $1,000,000 per 30-minute episode during the last season or two of the show. Imagine, a million bucks to be ditzy and say "OMG" several times. It's truly like the Dire Straits song says - it's really Money for Nothing.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 19, 2007
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Aniston

An amazing person with three dogs, particularly cavs. Typically has brown hair and blue eyes. Possibly an amateur cheerleader. Very short and has no butt. She's a very nice person, but sits with idiots at lunch so who can blame her.
"Oh look, it's that weird girl"
"What the dang heck, Aniston?"
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Jennifer Aniston

A amazing actress known widely for her role in 90's to 2000's sitcom Friends. She is beautiful and a wonderful woman.
Friend 1 "Wow. Jennifer Aniston is awesome!"

Friend 2 "Yeah I know. But have you seen her on Friends? She's hilarious!"
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Jennifer Aniston

Extremely talented SAG award winning actress who has played many iconic roles in film and TV, including Rachel Green in “Friends“ and Alex Levy in “The Morning Show”. Also the most beautiful woman in the world. Called “overrated“ by some people who haven’t seen anything but Friends.
“Hey, did you see that new Jennifer Aniston movie?”
Of course I did! I love her! She’s such a great actress!”
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My Aniston is hard.
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JENNIFER ANISTON

SOMEONE WHO IS OLD BUT LOOKS YOUNG.
GIRL 1- OH MA GAAD, U A JENNIFER ANISTON... JENNIFER ANISTON: I AM JENNIFER ANISTON
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fuck Jennifer Aniston

A compliment one pays to his wife or girlfriend, especially as they approach a more mature age. Meaning she is as hot if not hotter than Jennifer Aniston (circa: Just Go With It bikini scene)
Husband telling his wife: "Fuck Jennifer Aniston, I'd rather sleep with you!"
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