autophilanthropy

Stealing money from one's employer; embezzlement. To donate someone else' money to oneself.

I don't think I can afford to go clubbing this weekend, unless I can get away with some autophilanthropy.

by bobistheowl January 3, 2014

Autophile

Someone who is in love with their car.

That guy is so in love with his car. He's such an autophile

by Mx Pwr April 17, 2009

Autophilia

1. Getting pleasure out of automobiles.

2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.

3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.

1. Larry: Oh! Hey Bob, look at that piece of sexy machinery right there! (points at a yellow Volkswagen)

Bob: You autophiliac!!!

2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.

3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!

Lambo: -no response-

Mary: Oh yah! Harder!

by Valkaris May 4, 2010

Audiophile

Someone who is obsessive about audio quality. This includes audio formats, audio equipment, and ripping processes/programs (I.E. Exact Audio Copy). Audiophile's usually have "trained" ears and are able to distinguish the difference between high quality and bad quality music encoding/components through blind testing.

Person: "Hey will you load this CD on to my computer for me while I go grab something to eat?"

Audiophile: "Sure. Do you want it compressed or lossless?"

Person: "What?"

Audiophile: "What format do you want? ALAC, AIFF, VBR, CBR, AAC, OGG, WMA, WAV?"

Person: "Uhhh..."

Audiophile: "I'll go ahead and rip the CD to FLAC level 8, and you can convert it with dBpoweramp to whatever you want later."

Person: "....kay."

by IsThatDoodie? February 1, 2009

autophile

Someone who has sex with cars. Literally.

I rides smooth, but you may have to clean out the exhaust, the last owner was an autophile.

by Mr. allkindsaperson October 17, 2005

Audiophile

And audiophile also means (apart from other descriptions that the person connects through music

The counselor said my son is an audiophile he always listens to music

by Altoxxgale January 27, 2020

audiophile

Audiophile is a word that is commonly used in some underground communities to mean a person who passionately enjoys music, generally to the extent in that it causes euphoria and/or arousal, whether spiritual or sexual. Many audiophiles generally favor music with deep bass.

"Natasha is an audiophile, it's always much easier to get intimate with her if she's been listening to music with deep bass."

"Ken always looks so euphoric when the bass sets in at the concert, he's a shameless audiophile."

by RainbowFoxy March 3, 2015