West Auckland mafia
It’s a group of lasses born and bred in West Auckland. In this group the lasses do a lot of things you shouldn’t be doing ( also there is a lad but he has swung the right way ). Each person is different. One of them is loved up, she’s a big of a bugger and when she’s single she gets her self about also she is a bit of a cheat. There’s a girl who’s loves the big chilz with her G but she also loves it up her. There’s a few alchos. One that’s on 40 fags a day she’s known as slip n slide. There’s the innocent one who loves the drink and has never had a boyfriend. One of them just cry’s over that one boy and drinks her sorrows away! Or and you can’t forget the nun of the group ( she’s actually far from a nun) her vagina is like an airport and legs are like McDonald’s open 24/7.
So basically this mad butch own west when they go drinking up the furs on weekends or we can’t forgot the bridge that is the one. During the week they tend to go up the top house for a few games of pool and there’s that one girl who loves a game of darts! They are a bad bunch. You wouldn’t want to mess with them or you will be knocked clean out and they will use there signature more the kurb stomp.
It’s a group of lasses born and bred in West Auckland. In this group the lasses do a lot of things you shouldn’t be doing ( also there is a lad but he has swung the right way ). Each person is different. One of them is loved up, she’s a big of a bugger and when she’s single she gets her self about also she is a bit of a cheat. There’s a girl who’s loves the big chilz with her G but she also loves it up her. There’s a few alchos. One that’s on 40 fags a day she’s known as slip n slide. There’s the innocent one who loves the drink and has never had a boyfriend. One of them just cry’s over that one boy and drinks her sorrows away! Or and you can’t forget the nun of the group ( she’s actually far from a nun) her vagina is like an airport and legs are like McDonald’s open 24/7.
So basically this mad butch own west when they go drinking up the furs on weekends or we can’t forgot the bridge that is the one. During the week they tend to go up the top house for a few games of pool and there’s that one girl who loves a game of darts! They are a bad bunch. You wouldn’t want to mess with them or you will be knocked clean out and they will use there signature more the kurb stomp.
West Auckland mafia should be jailed
by Chocolate biscuits are me fave December 08, 2019
Can I fuck you? Meet and fuck in Massey West Auckland no strings attached.
Meet and FUCK Massey West auckland
Meet and FUCK Massey West auckland
by Midwest choppA November 03, 2020
South Auckland is in the north island of New Zealand. We are filled with Findians, Islanders,Maoris and Asains. We are better than the south island people.
Person: I wanna go to New Zealand
South Aucklandest: Come to South Auckland ghee, the north island is racist they all look at you if you're not white.
South Aucklandest: Come to South Auckland ghee, the north island is racist they all look at you if you're not white.
by A south aucklander December 02, 2017
A widely soulless suburban jungle in New Zealand, aside from a few rare pockets of aspirational desirability with coastal themes reserved for the privileged white. Every other suburb is a mishmash wasteland of retirement villages, poor quality townhouses cropping up in former backyards, sheds masquerading as houses and mouldy villas that can't be knocked down due to their elitist heritage status.
JAFAs spend their weekends clogging up Costco, the highways leading up to farmers markets, rugby games and every banal mall with fake fusion cuisine.
JAFAs spend their weekends clogging up Costco, the highways leading up to farmers markets, rugby games and every banal mall with fake fusion cuisine.
it's a rat race to buy a crappy 5 bedroom home in Auckland for yourself and your extended familia from overseas.
my ideal weekend in Auckland is heading out west to Costco fiasco for those dry-arse XXL muffins and shit I don't really need.
my ideal weekend in Auckland is heading out west to Costco fiasco for those dry-arse XXL muffins and shit I don't really need.
by ACunny October 14, 2023