aubergine

Term for a black individual. Same as eggplant.

Look at that smelly aubergine.

by Dr Emil Shauffhausen March 24, 2007

aubergine

purple computers

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

The "Aubergine twins"

A pair of long and droopy, highly polished and tanned titties, usually found on holidaying women of the over 50's age group

We went to St Tropez this year, and on all the beaches the "Aubergine twins" were out in force

by cheffykins August 8, 2010

alberting

The act of shooting a friend on your porch with a .357 revolver. And/Or the act of killing a friend on a FPS such as Call Of Duty or Halo.

WTF! Stop alberting me!

by flaminmane1620 October 6, 2010

Alberting

Filming or photographing someone without their knowledge or permission, usually in a sexual manner or relatively intimate/private location, such as a changing room or toilet. Common methods include having a phone in an exterior pocket with the camera facing the target.

Person 1, upon seeing a phone in Person 2's pocket: Dude stop Alberting!
Person 2: I'm not! Relax dude, my phone doesn't fit in any other pocket.
Person 1: My bad bro.

by Not Albert April 30, 2015

albertino

A bleachy dude who likes cheese and thinks he's sexy.

Damn, are you bleach because I would definitely drink you up, Albertino!

by joshisnotdun November 29, 2016

Aubergine Smack

A sexual practice, primarily conducted by vegans and vegetarians, in which a partner slaps an eggplant on the other patner's buttcheek until it turns red.

I gave her that aubergine smack and shit started to get hot.

by stalin's swallower November 28, 2020