Bite Attendant

A waitress or waiter in a lower end restaurant.

Could you please grab the Bite Attendant the next time they come by the table

by OmegAMan-1 August 22, 2019

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cart attendant

A Cart Attendant is someone that fetches carts outside and gets them brought back in the store or around it. Also does backup cashiering, stocking, trash, restrooms, carry outs, and a lot more to do.

Target, Super One, Festival Foods, Best Buy, Walmart, Menards, Kmart, grocery stores, carts, Attendant, Cart Attendant, Cart Pusher.

by Ron Davison April 14, 2014

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flight attendant

The person who waits on you on planes. Guys are usually gayer than Christmas at Macy*s. I don't say that in a disparaging way as I am gay myself. They and their usually straight female coworkers usually have ADHD and think of serving peanuts and drinks in a cramped tube with stale, sick air circulating is somehow glamorous. They usually didn't go to or finish college.

How to piss off a flight attendant: Hey Mary, you fucking Waffle House waitress of the skies! Pull the lead out of your ass and bring me some more peanuts and another glass of pineapple juice! And make it snappy!

by Jason H. in Memphis August 03, 2010

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Parking attendant

n. (collective)
1. Springing from the lifeform that was the lowly Traffic Warden, these Council driven Plightfiddlers go around with an excessive desire to become Hitler. Worse cases are found in Plymouth, UK.
2. Cunts

"I can't stand their (Parking Attendants) pumptious, cunt-like attitude. They're all a bunch of plightfiddlers! I bet they're all McWabblers! Gits." TRH Tony Blair, Member of Parliament for Sedgefield, circa 1997

by How it is April 06, 2005

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toilet attendant

A toilet attendant is a guy who gets caught jacking off in the men's room and, as a way to prevent other cadets from doing it, has to spend three hours in the head asking other cadets if they want to be sucked off -- and of course, has to suck a lot of dick.

I got caught beating my meat in an upperclassmen's restroom, and I had to be their toilet attendant!

by USAF Cadet August 24, 2021

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