Attending a meeting where you are optional or not invited at all just to make sure you can deflect any work assignments that come out of it. Wasting an hour to save hours.
by PsychoPuppyDad May 11, 2022
"did baze get hia back tatt spelt wrong?"
"idk"
"wake him up"
next day
"y'all were trying to wake me up to attend the barbecue in my honor"
"idk"
"wake him up"
next day
"y'all were trying to wake me up to attend the barbecue in my honor"
by hkfrghdfhsgtnjosergt July 28, 2019
The person who waits on you on planes. Guys are usually gayer than Christmas at Macy*s. I don't say that in a disparaging way as I am gay myself. They and their usually straight female coworkers usually have ADHD and think of serving peanuts and drinks in a cramped tube with stale, sick air circulating is somehow glamorous. They usually didn't go to or finish college.
How to piss off a flight attendant: Hey Mary, you fucking Waffle House waitress of the skies! Pull the lead out of your ass and bring me some more peanuts and another glass of pineapple juice! And make it snappy!
by Jason H. in Memphis August 04, 2010
n. (collective)
1. Springing from the lifeform that was the lowly Traffic Warden, these Council driven Plightfiddlers go around with an excessive desire to become Hitler. Worse cases are found in Plymouth, UK.
2. Cunts
1. Springing from the lifeform that was the lowly Traffic Warden, these Council driven Plightfiddlers go around with an excessive desire to become Hitler. Worse cases are found in Plymouth, UK.
2. Cunts
"I can't stand their (Parking Attendants) pumptious, cunt-like attitude. They're all a bunch of plightfiddlers! I bet they're all McWabblers! Gits." TRH Tony Blair, Member of Parliament for Sedgefield, circa 1997
by How it is April 06, 2005
A toilet attendant is a guy who gets caught jacking off in the men's room and, as a way to prevent other cadets from doing it, has to spend three hours in the head asking other cadets if they want to be sucked off -- and of course, has to suck a lot of dick.
I got caught beating my meat in an upperclassmen's restroom, and I had to be their toilet attendant!
by USAF Cadet August 24, 2021
by lovedrunk97 March 11, 2017
Da name of a super-caring dude who is permitted to ride along for free (i.e., "companion fare") on a bus or plane because he provides cheerful assistance for a physically/mentally-challenged individual who is also taking said public-transportation service.
If two handicapped people travel together and they each provide necessary assistance to the other (i.e., perhaps one can hear better, and the other has clearer eyesight), could they BOTH ride for free by each of them's claiming to be nicknamed "Aiden Attendance"?
by QuacksO May 17, 2020