To rail on and dick down the old booty hole. To work his or her brown asterisk like a boss and rearrange that lower intestine.
She bent over to pick up the kids mess and the next think you know I’m punching the asterisk.
My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.
My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.
by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020
Get the Punching the Asterisk mug.you know that weird black star symbol on your keyboard? or is it a flower? who cares. anyways, asterisks are usually used in bad words to cancel out the vowels such as “f*ck” or “sh*t”
so instead of using a bad word, why not just call someone an asterisk? they will most likely not know what you are talking about, but you will since you’re reading this post right now. when someone pisses you off, call them an asterisk. or text them one. * haha see what i did there
so instead of using a bad word, why not just call someone an asterisk? they will most likely not know what you are talking about, but you will since you’re reading this post right now. when someone pisses you off, call them an asterisk. or text them one. * haha see what i did there
by simp for you June 20, 2020
Get the asterisk mug.Asterios defines a kid with a 75 incher and hoes on on him left and right but e doesn't want them he wants someone else
by thekoolestkiddd April 29, 2021
Get the asterios mug.A kind, compassionate girl who will always be by your side. She gets amazing grades but doesn’t show off about it. However, people bully her and isolate her, so now she’s closed up and shy. But, always remember that If you have an Astrid as a friend, then you have a friend for life!
Person A: Wow, she’s such a nerd!
Person B: Shut up! She’s an Astrid and she’s the best person I’ve ever met!
Person B: Shut up! She’s an Astrid and she’s the best person I’ve ever met!
by notablyn December 24, 2018
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by elineedscock April 1, 2019
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by ashtheturtle August 14, 2017
Get the Astrid mug.A star shaped symbol (*) used to correct or clarify a spelling mistake when said mistake cannot be edited. Typically you'll see these types of corrections in chat rooms, text messages, or fast comment chains. These corrections can be applied by the original commenter or by another person.
(Asterisks when commenting on a cat picture on Facebook)
Jess L.: If you kep putting that cat in sweaters, your going to get mauled.
Jess L.: keep*, you're*
Jess L.: If you kep putting that cat in sweaters, your going to get mauled.
Jess L.: keep*, you're*
by Emobluejay January 5, 2014
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