Assclapistan

A theoretical place that you take someone after you whoop there ass in Call of Duty.

Yo bro, I’m finna take these doods to Assclapistan.

by Fuckpoodles May 22, 2019

Baked Asslaska

When at a party, a strangers house or a random RV. Taking a shit onto a cookie sheet and putting it in the oven on medium heat. The smell won't get out of that room/house for several days afterwards

I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and some random left a Baked Asslaska in the RV for the drive back to South Bend.

by jamesohoh7 October 15, 2007

Assflak

When a hobo shits all over an Office Depot bathroom stall. With shit smeared all over the walls of said stall. Can be done in combination of ass spackling. Must be pronounced like the duck from the aflack commercials. If not pronounced this way one will just sound silly.

Dude! I think that hobo just assflaked all over our fucking bathroom.

by David Love May 18, 2008

Assalamu Alaikum

greeting for muslims meaning "peace be on u"

Malcolm X: Assalamu alaikum!

by C-Hud July 28, 2006

asylai

I’m Kazakh girl. my name is divided by two in Kazakh it means noble moon 🌚 😂

It’s my name Asylai like noble moon 😂

by Noble moon 🌚 September 7, 2020

assclap

making your ass clap, or the shaking of the ass, making a clapping sound

Make that ass clap

by Aren July 31, 2003

Assblaster

An assblaster is someone who pumps his load in another persons anus.

Anal creampie anyone?

Man you wanna see that bitch after I was the assblaster last night, she be walkin like John Wayne!

by Demoulous October 24, 2003