A term describing a person who with minimal effort gets huge amounts of ass. The term was first used by negro rapper "Dr. Dre" in the song "Keep Their Heads Ringin'".
"Treyshon is a fucking asstronaut! Did you se those bitchis he brought home yesterday?" "i get plenty of ass, call me an asstronaut"
by Mr. Arafat July 2, 2011
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1. (of a person) sexually attracted to people of Austrian decent, regardless of gender
noun
1. an austrosexual person
1. (of a person) sexually attracted to people of Austrian decent, regardless of gender
noun
1. an austrosexual person
Although she identifies as a lesbian, the sexual appeal of all things Austrian (accent included) overrides her usual sexual appetite for women making Dee a proud Austrosexual.
by sallyicious January 4, 2016
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by [[not.astrospector_]] October 19, 2021
Get the Astrospector mug.God I went to the proctologist today and man, he wouldn't finish checking my ass for 6 hours already! What an asstronomer! Next time I go see a proctologist, I should ask him if he's gay or else if he is I won't let him examine my ass.
by Mark H June 11, 2004
Get the asstronomer mug.1. The scientific study of matter in the anus, especially the positions, dimensions, distribution, motion, composition, energy, and evolution of anal bodies and phenomena.
2. Examination of the anus, usealy with a telescope.
2. Examination of the anus, usealy with a telescope.
After Anal Ella got pounded by a 14 inch cock, she had to go to a special doctor, who was very skilled at the art of asstronomy.
"My uncle Ted knows a lot about asstronomy, I'm sure he could tell you a lot about YOUR ANUS." said Jimmy, who was then promptly beat up.
After Robyn had an asstromomier preform asstronomy on her ass, he found 5 condoms, 3 pounds of seman, 2 pencils, and 1 toy robot.
"My uncle Ted knows a lot about asstronomy, I'm sure he could tell you a lot about YOUR ANUS." said Jimmy, who was then promptly beat up.
After Robyn had an asstromomier preform asstronomy on her ass, he found 5 condoms, 3 pounds of seman, 2 pencils, and 1 toy robot.
by Bennett doctor in asstronomy February 10, 2006
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definition -A woman who has been accepted to star in a play, Music video(most of the times), or television show not for her preforming prowess, Aesthetic appearance, or even sparkling personality but, for the size & bounciness of her ass to use usually as a distraction from how bad said play, video, or show is or to just attempt to be sexy.
definition -A woman who has been accepted to star in a play, Music video(most of the times), or television show not for her preforming prowess, Aesthetic appearance, or even sparkling personality but, for the size & bounciness of her ass to use usually as a distraction from how bad said play, video, or show is or to just attempt to be sexy.
The very beginning of Pitbull's Hotel Room Service music video couldn't be a more perfect example of a asstress.
Example#2:
Man 1: *is watching a booty filled show* Man there is some great actresses in this show.
*a 2nd man hears Man 1 & enters the room*
Man 2: *looks at show* no it don't. All they doing is shaking ass. They ain't actresses they are ASStresses.
Example#2:
Man 1: *is watching a booty filled show* Man there is some great actresses in this show.
*a 2nd man hears Man 1 & enters the room*
Man 2: *looks at show* no it don't. All they doing is shaking ass. They ain't actresses they are ASStresses.
by Sodacan January 18, 2010
Get the Asstress mug.When someone or something is made a target of humiliation from a far away or unseen source. ie. like but not limited to karma.
That guy on the ground just stole that lady's purse and ran-head first into a light post. Looks like he'll be feeling that astrosnap for a while
by Kvk July 10, 2012
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