Assterixis

Assterixis is lack of ass in a man's life. It's when a guy isn't getting anything and it is deadly. The only cure is 🍑

He has been suffering from assterixis for the last two years

by Oxbridge October 8, 2016

Assterbreath

Continual shit talker.

There’s seven minutes of my like I will never get back because of that assterbreath.

by Niagara4eva November 1, 2019

Gaster Asster

The gluteus maximus of Gaster from the game undertale . used as a joke to express sexual attraction towards the character.

person 1: i find Gaster attractive..
person 2: so does that mean you like his Gaster asster?

by songtune May 20, 2016

assterbate

anal masterbation

That skank ho was assterbating with her butt plug

by fizgig April 7, 2003

Assteroid

A really inflamed hemorrhoid.

Bob: I have a raging assteroid!

Rob: That really sucks!

by chunihan February 14, 2013

Asstex

A vortex of ass. The origin of the stink.

Note: This term is officially listed in the Seeker's Mantown Dictionary.

The Asstex is over there by Shaybah.

by theKman77 November 10, 2008

assteeth

someone who has a tiny cock and has had their ass cheeks surgically removed and put on their teeth

DJ burke has assteeth and has a vagina

what a dinkuspie

by tripod dinkus April 11, 2009