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judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

someone who judges without knowing anything about it.

or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk
guy: your music sucks

girl: why you're nothing but a judgemental croutonsatanal asshat
by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015
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Asshat Monkey

Someone who is way dumber then the regular Asshat. This person is often times mysteriously elevated to a managerial position. Although Asshat Monkeys have no clue how the real world functions they are uniquely able to gain and retain their positions by subtle asskissing and pity. Because most people are unable to ascertain how someone so stupid could survive without having an IQ of an eggplant,Asshat Monkeys are seldom removed from their position.
Dude, I could not believe the manager of our IT Dept did not know that hot air rises, he is such an Asshat Monkey.

Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.
by Mangy Mutt July 15, 2009
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Asshat

(ass; hat) -noun

1. A person who makes a fool of, or embarrasses his or herself.
2. an idiot or fool.
That guy is such an asshat!
by Dr. Mjolner February 3, 2010
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asshattery

A colorful way to describe the boorish and often taxing antics of a foolish and uninformed individual; an act or series of acts committed by an asshat.
This asshattery has gone on for long enough!
by Brash December 13, 2008
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asshatty

A word that describes the actions of a giant douche bag like John Mayer. Adapted from, "I want to wear your ass like a hat."
Example 1: When John Mayer described having sex with Jessica Simpson like sexual napalm, he was acting in an asshatty way.
by hotdanman March 6, 2010
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asstail

Asstail: noun

Any kind of drink delivered from someones ass, but preferably a mixed one.
Just insert a rectal speculum, pour in some bourbon, sweet Vermouth and have your "mixer" shake around to infuse some natural bitters, add a cherry for good measure and you've got a Manhattan cocktail, or should I say "asstail"? Now all you need to do is figure out how you're gonna drink it - up or on your rocks?
by Allitnil October 11, 2013
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Asshat magnet

I always attract asshats
All I seem to do is attract asshat magnets
by Geo Voom September 9, 2016
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