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Sasquatched

To be fooled or pranked by an obvious hoax or episode of shenanigans, as demonstrated by the musical comedy "Sasquatched! The Musical" www.sasquatched.com
"It's not Bigfoot . . . it’s the bar owner and his wife! We’ve been SASQUATCHED!"
by MadHatter63 April 22, 2013
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Sasquatch Kiss

When a person presses their hairy taint upon the forehead of a sleeping individual and gently farts... This will usually cause pink eye by leaving residue on the face.
Why does he have pink eye?" "I gave him a sasquatch kiss last night after he passed out.
by mexican hooka productions April 4, 2011
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sasquatch

The protagonist of a series of commercials advertising Jack Link's Beef Jerky. Sasquatch is depicted as a large, hairy humanoid who is always getting pranked by humans eating Jack Link's Beef Jerky. This leads to Sasquatch becoming enraged and retaliating against his antagonists, with hilarious results.
Jack Link's Beef Jerky presents....Messin' With Sasquatch.
by The Gun Monkey November 7, 2015
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Horny Sasquatch

The Horny Sasqautch is a sex position were the man dresses up in a sasquatch costume (Gorilla costume will do in a pinch) and then does the girl in the woods. The Horny Sasquatch can become a game if a point system is added. You usually get one point for every camper that spots you but can't prove you exist. Bonus points are awarded if they get a blurry photo.
Dude: Yo Man, got a Horny Sasquatch over the weekend.

Guy: Yea, how'd you do?

Dude: I got about 20 pints!

Guy: Awsome!

Dude: Yea, Google the pics man!
by FidelAC April 28, 2010
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Sasquatched

When you blow a huge load on the back of an unsuspecting partner and cover them with your kept shaved pubes.
"Oh man, just trimmed my bush after a couple of months and sasquatched the fuck out of this girl last weekend. Her back was covered in my pubes!"
by Deuce2Deuce November 10, 2016
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Flaming Sasquatch

When a dark-haired woman experiences a euphoric state while being fucked off the side of a bed and her partner lights her bush on fire, causing a guttural ape-like cry followed by a panicked flip to her stomach in attempt to smother the flames, exposing her butt hole for imminent penetration, further exacerbating the Sasquatch-like call of the woman.

Also known as the 'Flaming Yetti' when the subject's hair is of lighter color.
Office Worker: It smells like burnt shit in here...

Alyssa: Soooooooooorry, my man Flaming Sasquatched me last night. I should have groomed my undercarriage...
by Snuffaluffagusto October 29, 2015
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Dirty Sasquatch

The act of many folks jizzing all over the body of an unconcious person then covering them in shaven pube hair as to look like a sasquatch!
Naomi looked like a dirty sasquatch after passing out drunk.
by FuzzeeSlipperz October 9, 2008
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