assplosion

When diarrhea builds up so much energy prior to its exit, a giant explosion results.

After eating so many black beans, i had a huge assplosion.

by shitybits November 6, 2019

assplosion

When you eat Burger King and/or Taco Bell and the toilet paper roll disappears because the shit turned your ass a different skin color.

Uh-oh, Burger King does NOT want me to eat Whoppers anymore. I just had an assplosion in my pants.

by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 9, 2023

Assolations

Isolation of ass movement, i.e. the act of twerking.

Left cheek, right cheek- those are some serious assolations.

by TaintTantrum December 11, 2019

Assplosion

Unfortunate occurrence in which your butt explodes with diarrhea from eating something that doesn't agree with you. It often interferes with your daily life. Usually followed by burning A-hole.

If such an occurrences happen during social activities the need to excuse yourself is not needed. Simply locate the nearest bathroom facility immediately. If Ass-plotions occur frequently during your day it is best to locate the nearest bathroom facility as soon as you are introduced to a new environment.

Traci ate a chicago style pizza at lunch and came back to work with an assplosion

by Aragedie July 15, 2011

assplosion

The anal explosion that occurs after one eats mexican food, particularly, Taco Bell.

After that Taco Bell run, I almost didn't make it home before I had an assplosion.

I need to go home ASAP! I'm about to Assplode!

by boobular January 28, 2007

Assplosion

An explosive bowel movement, typically one that requires a shower immediately after.

Man, that 7 layer taco dip was spicy last night, there must have been hot peppers in there. I just might have an assplosion right about now!!

by Jenzci July 20, 2011

assplosion

When you fart so hard your arse hurts and you get a headache and shit your dacks and basically make everything around you smell like crap!

Used in a sentence

Oh my god you had to have a assplosion all over the floor didnt you

by Anthony February 3, 2004