assplode

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants

john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.

by pennyloafer June 7, 2007

assplode

When you have gay butt sex and blow a load in your boyfriends ass. Derived from ass-plow-load

Man that gay guy must get some serious assplode

by Grunchy February 23, 2009

Imperical Assload

That to which two metric fucktonnes are equal.

I have three metric fucktonnes' worth of iron, or rather, 1.5 imperical assloads.

by AvidElephant55 August 26, 2009

Assload

A unit of volume equal to 4 liters; equal to the approximate volume of a fully filled large intestine of an adult human.

I drank an assload of soda last night.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

Assload

The amount of weight in witch a healthy adult donkey can haul down and back up the Grand Canyon with out killing it.

Kid 1"Your mom weighs an assload"

Kid 2 " wrong , we went to the Grand Canyon last summer and rode the donkeys down, her fat ass killed her donkey. She's more then an ass load "

by Mr E.S August 27, 2020