Assping

It's when somebody gets horny in their ass.

1.) "That Danny guy is so hot, he gave me an assping."
2.) "Steven got an assping so he's in the basement with his finger in his bum."

by wastedbrains December 6, 2010

Asstinence

When a girl will only have anal sex because it "doesn't count"

"That bitch Bernice is practicing asstinence so I gave her a donkey punch."

by DallasSallad May 8, 2015

Asspigeon

Person who thinks that they're really good at playing Unreal Tournament, but who in reality totally suck ass and drive your stats into the ground when they play on your computer.

I was ranked number 15 until I let asspigeon play. Now I'm number 198445.

by Da Pharaoh January 13, 2009

asspipe

The tiny fucking back way into the death star on the Death Star Battle server for Continuum/subspace

"you guys go for the front, I'm gonna sneak up the asspipe!"

by DrBoris July 30, 2003

Asspiperdolic

Someone who has nothing better to do but try to ruin peoples lives.

My ex is an asspiperdolic.

by HarleyPrincess May 31, 2017

asstinence

When someone will only have anal.

Susan practices asstinence to make sure she doesn't get pregnant.

by Urrealname June 12, 2018

Alaskan assline

Is where you fart into a christmas wrapping paper tube and blow it into your partners face.

(Dan jones)

Hey man what did you do last night

Guy: blew my ole lady a kiss with the Alaskan assline.

by Dan the mountain man September 28, 2018