Assnal

Smallest club in London who stat pad when playing Mickey Mouse cup.

Chelsea always disgrace assnal

by Kwaajo_anim May 6, 2021

Assna

Banter name for Arsenal Football Club, one of the best clubs in EPL.

Assna fans are full on having a meltdown on Twitter timeline over a Carabao cup game.

by Shiine-1 January 4, 2022

Assnado

The act of having anal sex and spinning the person, the one taking it in the ass, around 360 degrees

Damn babe, if we keep this assnado up I’m gonna blow my load!

by Guypalumbo January 30, 2021

assadonic

Beyond sardonic. Characterized by being extremely cynical, scornful, and mocking while having an assinine undertone.

Chad's attitude moved beyond sarcasm to assadonic after working with a bunch of dumbasses.

Chad wore an assadonic grin while mocking his bossses.

by Andi Seger April 8, 2008

bashar assad

Current head of Syria. Likely the product of an unholy marriage twixt man and giraffe.

Dude, what the ever-loving fuck is up with Bashar Assad's neck?!?

by RXtasy December 19, 2006

Assadism

In the action of supporting the Syrian Al-Assad regime blindly and whit-out rationality, becoming a faithfull praiser of the Al-Assad regime to a point in wich it becomes a religion.

"This shabiha has converted to Assadism a long time ago"

and

"...the officer was prosterning on the ground in front of an giant Bashar Al-Assad portrait, saying "Bashar w Akbar"..."

by uberschnitzel January 15, 2013

asswad

Function: Noun, A mass of semen, and perhaps feces, that has been or will be discharged from the anus of a person after anal sex. "

The hooker left an asswad on my nightstand.
Tim is an asswad.

by blowhole138 December 3, 2007