Ass muncher

One who munches (feasts upon) asses (generally by licking bum holes).

Bystander: Jesus Croyst! What the fuck are you doing you ass muncher?!?!
Ass muncher: "incoherent mumbling" -> "answered your own question there didn't you mate."

by Ill Doctor September 20, 2014

assmunch

A word used to describe someone that you dislike. An individual who on occasion likes to eat someones's ass.

That wife beater Joe Cicatello is such an ass muncher

by Vivien September 15, 2005

Assmunch

One who munches asses.

Oh, Jean. You're such an assmunch.

by UnknownPersonal August 20, 2015

Arabian Male Ass Muncher

An arabian who likes to toss other big hairy men's salads and munch on their inner rectums.

See "Bryan Mitchel Hanna"

by BigPube December 8, 2003

Hattiesburg Ass Muncher

A cryptid local to the woods and sewer systems of Hattiesburg Mississippi. It's a very hairy beast with horns like a moth's that reaches reaching up to 7 feet in height. Stalking woods and sewer systems, it will munch on the behind of an unsuspecting victim. Once it has you, there is no escape

The Hattiesburg Ass Muncher got my grandmom in 03'.

by GerAldwah June 9, 2022

Acumuncher

A highly pleasurable act involving the use of teeth to gently bite or rub the back of head, neck, shoulders and back. Similar to acupuncture and normally performed on a woman.

She really enjoyed acumuncher.

by AW-RAR June 24, 2007

Assmunchies

When you go ham on a girls ass, And then realize you are getting the munchies and you need to take a break to get a snack and then after you go back to eating that ass.

"Dude I got a craving for some Assmunchies"!

by TheOnlyJearBear January 8, 2015