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assman giggles 

What you put on your telephone directory listings as the name of a friend
Why is my name Assman Giggles on your phone?
assman giggles by Dr Potato March 23, 2004

dick assman 

yep. just a canadian gas pumper from regina with the goddam most unfortunate name(besides phillip ennis or fred you(p. ennis and f. you)
boberto: yo dood check dat sign out
jamal #497071: bruh dick assman is here lol bad name
dick assman by totallyurmom February 27, 2022
(v.): When a group of powerful people use organizations and/or states under their control to actively persecute, marginalize or imprison a dissident, whistleblower or journalist by using psychological torture, false accusations and manipulating vagaries in the laws of the involved nations and international treaties (Lawfare) to silence the individual.

The desired effect is to dissuade others from following in their footsteps and take attention away from embarrassing information, corruption or high level crimes exposed or publicly opposed by the person targeted.
If you expose war crimes committed by the U.S. you risk being assanged.
Assange by Eschatus February 29, 2020

rantaro assmami 

Mr Rantaro Assmami is a danganronpa character with the most exquisite and outstanding ass. His ass is absolutely gigantic, and no one, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE can defeat him. He is THE thiccest of THICC, and NOBODY can rebuke that statement, yuhh fam !!!!
Holy fucking shit bro !!! Its the super highschool level thicc dude, Rantaro Assmami !!!!!!! yuh !!!!
Assan is a male name, people with this name are usually very shy and like to be alone most of the time. Despite their quiet appearence their minds are quite loud, and when they are alone they are not the person you expect. if you ever get close to an Assan, they will be one of the best friends you'll ever have. Everyone needs an Assan in their life!
Assan by Erikku Hoobae February 12, 2021
the definition of awesomeness, this is a person is a legend... they also put the “ass” in assandr because DAMN they have a bootyyy!! if you need a friend, get a assandr in your life, just do it !!

can also sound like sand but with a fat booty - if you know what i’m saying
Ruby: “oh my look at assandr”
Mia: “what an ass”
Ruby: “i wish i had one like that!!”
Mia: “damn, me too
assandr by ohyeahmakessense April 12, 2020