Asmaa Lochetto

Asmaa Lochetto loves “dark chocolate”

Person: who likes dark chocolate?
Asmaa Lochetto: I DO!!

by Jelksksksk March 28, 2023

dick assman

yep. just a canadian gas pumper from regina with the goddam most unfortunate name(besides phillip ennis or fred you(p. ennis and f. you)

boberto: yo dood check dat sign out
jamal #497071: bruh dick assman is here lol bad name

by totallyurmom February 27, 2022

assmath

The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.

"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."

by crunchyk9 May 14, 2008

sucks to your assmar

goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase

Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit

Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems

by juliuserving July 7, 2011

assmate

A homosexual lover. Also known as "butt buddy."

I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his assmates.

by Mark H July 15, 2004

assman

See Cosmo Kramer, the assman.

(In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)

Security Guard: Can I help you?

Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.

Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...

Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.

by EliteNavySeals September 20, 2005

assmason

One who specializes in assmasonry.

see: asshat, dipshit, moron, idiot, etc.

"God dammit, Chris is such a fucking assmason."

"I don't wanna hear it, assmason."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 12, 2004