Bored assless

When one is too bored to just sit around.

"how're you?"
"bored assless, you?"
"lol assless? yikes.. sounds pretty bad."

by sarah awesome June 2, 2008

assless

a noun (usually a human) without an ass

that girl is assless

by Cybelle November 28, 2006

asslog

A tubular solid excreted from the anus. Comes in various forms. Fun to play with and eat.

Yo! Let me rub your asslog on my face and then feed it to my baby!

by Grabbywanker October 28, 2003

assle

v. To transmogrify into an asshole or to imbue with assholish tendencies through repeated contact.

BigDic91 used to be a nice guy, but #Domsandeasywenches assled him.

by stolensnark February 12, 2007

asslesauce

the shit that comes out of your ass that has the texture of applesauce

Dirk just ate that asslesauce because he thought it was real applesauce

by Dirk Assjack December 14, 2009

Asslete

describing someone keen on their sport to the point of being an asshole.

Jeff won’t stop going on about his fucking triathlon and how he only eats pasta and can’t drink, what an asslete.

by Matterbox September 21, 2019

Assless Wonder

A woman who is fine as hell but has no ass

Bitch is fine as shit but she's an Assless Wonder

by DraMatik July 1, 2009