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assimilation

Absorption of a minority group within a larger population; distinct from integration in that it implies a loss of cultural identity and ultimately of individuality. Usually relates to the pressure on immigrants to conform to the expectations of the mass culture in their new country. More recently applied to the aggressive subjugation of races by the Borg, and hence to a person joining a large faceless group of stupid people.
"Bad news; she bought the Avril album. Her assimilation is complete."
by shoggoth August 11, 2003
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ASSUMPTION

1 countable something that you think is true although you have no definite proof
A. assumption that
B. assumption about

2 uncountable formal when someone starts to have control or power
A. assumption of
1. A lot of people make the assumption that poverty only exists in the Third World.
My calculations were based on the assumption that house prices would remain steady.
We are working on the assumption that the conference will take place as planned.
B. People make a lot of assumptions about me.
underlying assumption (=a belief that is used as the basis for an idea, but which may not be correct)

2. the assumption of responsibility
by ELLIOT TINTAS November 24, 2011
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Assume

to make an ass out of u and me.
verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
To make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't.
I am assuming we're going to have wonderful weather today.
Assume.
by Notmad February 17, 2013
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Facebook assumption

A very common mistake among gossipy and gullible teens. Its just making assumptions based on snooping people's facebooks, Such as assuming a guy wants to be with a girl if they have a back and forth wall post exchange. Its easy to keep up with information like this because news feeds inform you about everyone's activities and posts. Can also be Myspace assumptions.
Scenario 1: Teen 1: Dude, I think Karl likes Marissa, he posted almost 10 comments on her wall

Wiser Teen 2: Naw man, don't be making facebook assumptions. Facebook posts do not an attraction make.

Scenario 2: Dude 1: I'm so juiced, that cute freshman just sent me 5 messages, I'm definitely asking her out now.

Dude 2: Man, she hasn't even said hi to you in person yet. You're making a facebook assumption. I expected more of you.
by bt-man January 6, 2009
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assumblossom

a point of attention that when focused on reveals its own absence while continuously spawning new infinitely distant proportions unobservable duplicates of itself trying to be known as something when in actuality it is NOT.
All reside in the assumblossom, chase the assumblossom, assume it is and watch it blossom, then come around eventually to realize nothing was there except the assumblossom. chasing your tail the rabbit hole yin yang universe
by didimentionall speak May 7, 2011
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assumination

When an individual practices the act of assuming.
He needs to stop practices assumination just because he thinks he knows the situation.
by Tze612 June 9, 2016
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