This is the disorder of assuming, since "osis" is the prefix in medicine that means "disorder". One might say that assumosis is diffusion of an idea across neural membranes, yours and mine.
Assumosis is one of his greater flaws. He thinks he knows what I think and feel, but his assumptions are far from my truth.
by Gregory V. Richardson November 6, 2008
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Julie's butt got bigger every time she was near Jane because of assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.
by Serena Peterson January 3, 2009
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While sitting and listening to the long lecture I seem to have retained much of the content by the process of assmosis.
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People with fat friends get bigger butts just by being around "fat asses"
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Julie's butt got bigger every time she was near Jane because of assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.
I can't help that my ass has gotten bigger; it was assmosis.
by Serena Peterson January 6, 2009
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