you will be assimilated

See resistance is futile.

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

by TokJK September 8, 2006

assume the position

prepare to be physically humiliated

a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp

Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.

Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.

Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!

by mandingoe May 26, 2004

assume it all

A figure of speech saying "see all the possibilities of what can/might happen, especially the negatives."

Assume it all when it comes to people you don't trust.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 18, 2005

assimilation by the Borg

The habit of wearing a Bluetooth cell phone on one's ear at all times. Usually in reference to high-powered executive types, the first to develop this habit in earnest.

Have you seen the new director of security? Yeah, he's been assimilated..... (Note that any form of "assimilation by the Borg" can be used.)

by eeeeeee July 13, 2006

Assome

To be better than awesme and mor exiting

Man i got laid last night and it was ASSOME!!!

by Penis Head December 28, 2007

Assive

Used to describe someone as disrespectful.

Sebastian: You're a cunt.
Ryan : God Sebastian, why you gotta be so assive?

by reelest kneebruh June 7, 2018

assiness

Of or possessing the qualities of being assy.

See also: assy

"Your post in this thread has been deleted for reasons of extreme assiness"

by rupan777 December 29, 2005