assflag

Someone who deserves to have a pool cue shoved up their ass and then waved around like a flag.

That guy at the pool hall, Brett, is a real assflag.

by Dan September 23, 2003

assaf

KING

and the ASSAF shall rise to power!

by J<3W July 24, 2016

Asifur

-Asifur word used frequently by canadian people for describing a sexy king fucking a mother this word is to be used in a positive maner .Thus make it a compliment. An abreviation of the word Az

-A very wealthy man that apreciates the pleasure of the world especially women .

-Asifur can also be called Az it defined as style most popular among teenagers

-That guy is a asifur he fucked your mom like it was nothing!
-That dude's father is a asifur !
-Damnn! he got some Az !! men i wish i would be more like a asifur .

by XXXAzifurXXX January 4, 2015

assfixiated

having an ass so fine it takes someone's breath away

Hilda couldn't keep her boyfriend's eyes from wandering, so she got a Brazilian buttlift and assfixiated him.

by mel-a-knee August 21, 2008

Assferret

A ferret that crawls into your anus, making a home for itself amongst your shit.

Person1: Dude, did you see that assferret go up Tim's rectum?
Person 2: Yea man, I had nightmares for a week!
Person 3: Idk, kinda turned me on.

by MattDamon66 April 29, 2011

Assfertaste

A nasty ass after taste. Usually referring to cheap liquor that only goes down with a powerful chaser.

Steve: Hey Rochelle, this Samuel Grant Bourbon style whiskey has a NASTY assfertaste! With what shall we chase it down?

Rochelle: Honestly Steve, anything this gross ought to be chased with bleach or something of similar acosticity... But I suppose this liter of coca cola will have to do. It's all we have within a five foot vicinity, after all.

Steve: Mkay, thank you for that. YAW!!!

by Girthquake December 7, 2012

assfart

Calling out a stupid person by stating the obvious.

damn, scott - you're such an assfart!

by drew May 24, 2004