assidently

To accidently dial a number from your cell phone

when its in your pocket .

I must of assidently called you again.

by adamthecat August 6, 2011

Assident

The act of sharting aka shitting in your pants when farting

Dan - "oh damn I just sharted"
Bill - "I know..I could smell that assident from across the room!"

by sbjess December 5, 2012

Askident

1) Greatly increasing the odds or an accident occuring by engaging in risky behavior.
2) When someone asks a question that is inappropriate or not welcome as part of the conversation.

1) Knife juggling is an askident waiting to happen. 2) Asking "When's that baby due?" to an unpregnant woman is an askident.

by Dr. Poupensberg B. Funswell June 9, 2015

Mr. Escamillia's assigments

Bruh bruh bruh these take like 6 hours. I want to die when doing them bruh bruh bruh.

Also, please accept this for the memes?
Pog? Pog.

Mr. Escamillia's assigments are so aids i want to die

by MICABUCKET HYPE October 8, 2020

assident

Accidental buttsex

Tucker and Luka had an assident

by DexhatesRina May 24, 2011

assident

Distracted driving from gawking at women in tight shorts or short skirts when the weather turns warm.

I just smacked up my car in another assident while driving through downtown.

by Joey Knuckles July 26, 2017

Assident

When you accidentally touch someone's butt and make things awkward.

Random person: Did you just touch my ass?!
Ass toucher: sorry it was an assident!

by Litty titty99 October 25, 2017