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assisted asphyxiation

When your banging your girlfriend doggystyle in the bathroom and choke her with one hand and and stuff your other four fingers down her throat.
After lots of sex: "I really liked that assisted asphyxiation baby."
by abomb00 September 25, 2009
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Assisted STI

One who helps a friend capture an STI
for example spitting in your mates eye or puking in his pint or jizzing in his kebab. (assisted sti)
by webby7 May 20, 2011
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assisted suicide

When you have your balls played with by another person while you jack off
(her) "I dont want to have sex" (him) "Well how about a little assisted suicide?"
by Travlin September 20, 2010
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Assisted Five

When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.
High five?

Naw.

(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )

Assisted Five! I'll take it
by CaseDog January 20, 2010
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assisted small pet parkour

the "sport"of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the assistance of human propulsion.
Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.
by mikeinocala October 16, 2012
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Assisted-Handjob

When two or more people (preferably female) jack one dudes cock at the same time.
"I just got jacked off by both my wife and my girlfriend at the same time, now that's what you call an Assisted-Handjob."
by DeezNutsBuster November 14, 2022
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Troll-Assisted

Used when a certain event or incident that happens in a block-game, is helped or aided by a player called TheTroll2001.
"Did you guys grief my base? Bet it was Troll-Assisted.''
by Exxactoo November 10, 2022
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