assholeness

to possess the trait of being an asshole; to be a major asshole

-Dan is almost as much of an asshole as Sean!
"No, Dan really isn't at all..."
-Yeah right, his assholeness is bigger than his actual asshole, and that's saying something.

by hate you November 5, 2007

assholing

The act of being an asshole.

Damn it Matt, your assholing all over the place.

by Matt O January 22, 2004

Assholity

The quality or condition of assholish behavior; the state of being an asshole

"The assholity of Glenn Beck boggles the mind."

by ETYLF August 4, 2009

Asshole

An asshole is a person who doesn't treat people with respect.

There is nothing good about such a person.

Sean, the asshole, gave shit to the people around him.

"I'm surrounded by assholes!"

by Treat people with respect! September 2, 2011

assholism

the art of being an ass hole

My boss has a PHD in assholism

by Gina Evans February 28, 2004

asshole

an asshole is anyone who; does stupid stuff, is a jerk, lies to you, plays jokes on you, hits on your girlfriend, says stupid stuff, or anything else you can think of...its a pretty universal word

that asshole just belly flopped off the high dive

that asshole just ate my lunch

you asshole, whyd you set my alarm at 4:00??

stop hitting on my gf asshole

why would you say some dumb shit like that you asshole?

asshole

by micky d May 24, 2006

asshole

The equivalent term of bitch for a man.

An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.

He's claiming Johnny on his taxes even though you have custody?! He barely sees him, and gives you no child support! You need every penny to take care of your son, Tara!! What an asshole.

by mil-town-414 August 6, 2007