Alaska Alzheimer's 

When passing through the state of Alaska you will suddenly forget everything you know about yourself for a while.

Barry: Jesus Christ it's cold here!
Rick: Yeah it is, man.
Barry: I wish I had a- hold on, who the fuck are you, why are we in the south fucking pole?
Rick: Oh shit Barry, you've got Alaska Alzheimer's again!

Alaska Alzheimer's by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018

New Year Alzheimer's 

An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.

This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.

Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"

Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."

New Year Alzheimer's by uuyb438iubf February 14, 2012

Alzheimer's disease 

a disease that makes u forget things

patient: i forgor 💀
docor: you have alzheimer's disease
patint: i forgor 💀
dor: yes because you have alzhe-
petite: i forgor 💀

Alzheimer's disease by fat yoshi is concerned August 3, 2021

Alzheimer’s Disease 

I forgot

Jake: Emily was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease. She’ll walk around our house everyday looking for “her house” that she’s been out of for over a year

Alzheimer’s Disease by Killiua February 6, 2022

Facebook Alzheimer's

When you get a friend's request from someone that you have no idea where you know them from. The worst part is you have mutual friends from work and school! You post messages on each other's wall and they never know you have no clue as to how you know them.

Tom: who the heck is this requesting me as a friend?
Tom: I have no clue who this is.
Tom: Crap, I have a case of Facebook Alzheimer's

Facebook Alzheimer's by J Rumundo May 27, 2009

Mr. Alzheimer's 

A insult to a person who doesn't know or remember how to did or got it or forgot how they did or got it.

James:I forgot how i did it
Mark:Really Mr. Alzheimer's?

Mr. Alzheimer's by Spoon ands Bananas May 31, 2018

Irish Alzheimer's 

The inability to recall a vast majority of the previous night due to the large amount of alcohol consumed.

"Dude what happened last night? I have a case of the Irish Alzheimer's."

Irish Alzheimer's by LazyBeardedGuy December 9, 2017