Assgrabber

One who grabbed my ass because he is gay and pounds ass hard and now everyone calls him Assgrabber.

-Have You Heard of Josh?
-Who's Josh?
-What About Assgrabber?
-Oh I know THAT kid!

by MITCH October 10, 2004

Assaram

One of many towns as seen in the 2nd Legend of Zelda game for the NES.

Guy: I'm going to assaram.

Other guy: Don't you mean you're going to ram an ass?

by Jei December 13, 2004

assgraft

Refers to monitoring of GI e-mails, mail, and phone calls for criticism of superior officers or current administration. A vulgarization of Ashcroft.

Yo, watch what you write home about or you gonna get assgrafted.

by daredevil June 29, 2004

asstramp

a tramp of some sort specializing in taking it in the stinker(poop chute, tootsie roll factory, or ass)

im pretty sure Rosalie's an asstramp since i saw her taking it in the stinker in the classroom after school last tuesday..what do you think?

by Kinkaid FanClub February 16, 2007

assgrafter

1.) Someone who attaches unnatural objects to his or her ass.

Steve: "Did you hear about Charlie and his hamster?"
Jane: "Sure did - that must have really torn some stuff up, huh?"
Steve: "I guess... that's what you get for bein' an assgrafter."

by deek3241 January 28, 2007

assrammingcockdonkey

Self explainitory you like to give donkeys anal sex with your penis

A great comeback that nobody knows YET

"Shut the fuck up you assrammingcockdonkey"

by WHITE POWER(Rangers) May 16, 2009

assram

An extremely attractive woman that can only be elaborated on in the motion of a pelvic thrust.

OMG!!! DID YOU SEE ASSRAM TODAY?! SHE'S.....I MEAN.....AHHHHH!!!!!(pelvic thrust at an adjacent time, whilst also throwing arms at full force behind one's backend)

by Jordan1809 May 31, 2005