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assforgas scheme

The latest of internet scams happening on all the sites. The scammer could be a young lady catfishing the scammee/ victim or it might even be a Dude who has stolen photos of a hot chick and he is pretending to be that hot chick. The scammer draws you into an apparent online relationship and can't wait to meet you for sex or a "Hot time" together. The only problem is they don't have money to buy gas to get to a place where you can meet. They always have an excuse why you can't come to their place directly... usually for their own security. They press you to put money on a cash card and if you do you never hear from them again or you get 100 different excuses about why they didn't show up. They will even go so far as to pretend that they had a wreck on the way to see you and will send you photos of themselves in a hospital bed. Some will ask for a game card for the fake kids they supposedly are looking after and say it is to keep them busy while you have sex in the other room.
I was sure she was the one ... but it just turned out to be an assforgas scheme.
by RJ Miller July 13, 2023
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Assbergers

"You must have assbergers, you fucking cunt"
by TheThiccAsshole January 3, 2024
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ASSPERGERING

When you are doing a chick doggy style and are so enamored with her butthole, you stare at it like a socially inept autistic kid with severe Aspergers.
My friend is addicted to porn, and he riffles thru the porn asspergering at the girls' buttholes.
by 19badbunnies January 9, 2024
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