assbee

Function: noun

1a : An object, process, or individual which generates pains in the posterior (ass) of another individual. (Consider a bee sting inside the ass.)
1b : Metaphor for "A pain in the ass."
1c : (Plural) Scales with the use of a single assbee. Many assbees is considered more painful in the posterior (ass) than a single assbee.
1d : (Intensity modifier) Use of 'africanized' or 'killer' in conjunction with assbee could be used as a scaler or intensity modifier. (Consider "Killer bees" in your ass.)

2 : a chimera of an donkey (ass) and a bee. donkey + bee = assbee.

Example 1: "Jesus, this project is really turning out to be a major assbee."
Example 2: "Don't be such a fucking assbee."
Example 3: "Hey man, are you trying to put bees in my ass?"

by Jamin R. & Rob W. April 15, 2008

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reddit assemble

Something an "edgy" cringe most likely teen says in a meme on Reddit like Reddit is an army or some shit.

Example:

Retard 1: ReDdIt BeTtEr ThAn InStAgRaM

Retard 2: no it's not

Retard 1: i'M pOsTiNg ThIs On ReDdIt To PrOvE yOu WrOnG rEdDiT aSsEmBlE!!!!

by Cecilie Jensen March 1, 2020

assembly language

The one true computer programming language. All high-level languages reduce down to assembly language in the end.

High Tech Red Necks always code in assembly language.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

Skank assed-hoe

A general (slut) of a female , who normally has rather low self esteem / attractivess, whom gives out sexual favoures 2 feel better about themselves.They also collect STD's like pokemon cards.

'' OMFG Donna just gives out hand jobs like a hooker''
''Dont worry about it, shes only a skank assed-hoe ''

Skank assed-hoe 1 '' Hey Sharleena, guess who just caught Herpies ''
Skank assed-hoe 2 '' You BiAtch, i havnt got that 1 yet ''
Passing normal girl '' Filthy dog ''

''Dont go behind the bike sheds, the skank assed-hoes are doing their 'bizzle' .

by Aiden Bsw September 10, 2006

assdextrous

1. Possessing an exceptionally skilled posterior.

2. Ability to open doors with just one's ass.

John's hands were full but he needed to get through the door so he turned around and did the "clench and twist" and presto! Door open.

by bigbaddave June 22, 2003

assdere

Assdere, an anime character who's a semi love interest, kind of like a tsundere but just an asshole.

Sasuke is really just an assdere.

Many people confuse an assdere for a tsundere

by TrashTaku September 24, 2020