assbake

someone who farts and stinks up the room as if they had just baked a cake, of stink.

Sometimes Pete can be a real assbake, I mean holy fuck!SOMEONE OPEN A GODDAMN WINDOW!!!!!

by Mai-Ling Melsinate November 24, 2006

Asshateus Maximus

In Politics, an Intellectually Dishonest person of Low Self-Esteem, usually an Abuser of small animals who likes to Disrupt Mature Debate like an 8 year old girl not getting enough attention.

In Movie Theaters, a Jackass who would walk into an empty Theater and sit Directly in front of you.

PeterGriffin was an Asshateus Maximus until he Conceded and handed the Crown to 7426Karl who had his head lodged to far up PG's Ass too Realize a Concession had come.

by tha malcontent August 3, 2006

Assbite

One who wins a verbal debate. One who uses words as his weapon or tool to win an argument.

I can never win a debate against Barry! He kicks my ass every time. What an Assbite!

by SweetSister June 1, 2007

AssEatersIncorporated

The most prestigious corporation for learning the art of eating ass. The CEO Brady is the van Gogh of eating ass, a true artist if I do say so myself, and I say so. He's one Shmexy mofo too.(save some ladies for the rest of us bro)

1.)"AsseatersIncorporated has to be the best place to learn the true art of eating ass."
"The toung to an ass eater is like a brush to a painter."- CEO of Æinc

by Ya_man_samo August 31, 2018

Asswater

1. The pronunciation that many people from Appalachia use when saying “ice water“.

2. Aqueous hydrogen sulfide that smells like rotten eggs from putrefied organic matter in your well or a build-up of the gas in your hot water heater.

Customer: Do you serve Coke products?
Waitress: Sorry hun, we only have sweet tea, Mountain Dew, and asswater right now.
Customer: -looks confused-

Wow, this place is great except for the asswater that comes out of the tap! I can’t wait to bathe in that!

by Puppet Villain June 30, 2020

Assbat

Any annoying pest that you like but they are irritating at this moment

Damn you’re acting like an Assbat Today! What’s your problem..

by DirkyJerky March 31, 2021

Death Valley Asswater

Something extremely hot.

Fireball tastes like Death Valley Asswater.

by Trap Master Max June 24, 2016