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by HERPADERP12345654321 December 5, 2013
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assplode

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants
john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.
by pennyloafer June 7, 2007
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assplode

When you have gay butt sex and blow a load in your boyfriends ass. Derived from ass-plow-load
Man that gay guy must get some serious assplode
by Grunchy February 23, 2009
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aspoderm

An unidentified substance, likely biological, found on surfaces in public and semi-public places.
I got to my hotel room and there was aspoderm all over the bedspread.
by Dr. Perkins December 14, 2012
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Asphodel-ass

bland and uninteresting; middle-of-the-road with no distinguishing features. Sometimes implies it is likely to be forgotten.

Etymology: A reference to the Fields of Asphodel from Greek Mythology. It is the afterlife where normal people go, as opposed with absolutely terrible people who go to tartarus, and good people who go to elysium. In some works, those in asphodel are the only ones to lose their memories, as any asphodel-ass song is easily forgotten.
Any asphodel-ass song I’m just gonna forget though.
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by Put you are Name here March 17, 2023
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