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asphyxiate

To strangle or otherwise constrict the flow of oxygen to the vital organs, eventually causing death.

Invented by the Sir the Third Earl of Asphyxiate, esquire.
Ah, shit, I asphyxiated that prostitute!!!
by bone squid January 25, 2005
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Aspen

Aspen is a person who is known for her smile and great personality.she has her days but in the end she’ll always be there to put a smile on your face.shes sarcastic,funny,caring,fun,clumsy,and blunt she tells you how it is because she wants your best interest. She’s also very pretty and knows how to dress.She’s loyal and will do anything for the ones she loves she gives off positive vibes and also loves food and is good at sports she’s also super creative and good at anything she does she’s super wise despite experience and is trustworthy and intelligent and can have her bad days but she always rises above
Kyle:hey do you know aspen

Joe:no but I’ve heard people talking bout her she seems cool
Kyle:shes awesome you’d love her
by rylyne April 14, 2019
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Autoerotic Asphyxiation

You choke yourself with a belt around your neck while masturbating dressed up like batman or something then you pass out from lack of air and apparently it makes your orgasms SUPER AWESOME.
Michael Hutchence and David Carradine died while attempting to have super orgasms with autoerotic asphyxiation
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Aspergian

Rachel is an Aspergian. She was diagnosed on the autism spectrum as an adult.
by StimCity August 31, 2013
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Connerotic Asphyxiation

*noun* pronounced: con-er-rot-ic ass-fik-see-ay-shun

01. Dying of suffocation from banging a fat chick.

02. (Medical) - Chemicals such as carbon monoxide that
prevent the blood from carrying sufficient oxygen to the brain and other organs causing oxygen starvation of tissues leading to death as a result of performing sexual intercourse with a morbidly obese female.
1.Milo: “Did you hear what happened to Jay the other day?”
Papa Tony: “Naw what happened?”
Milo: “He was eating out a fat chick and her gunt enclosed in on him…he died of Connerotic Asphyxiation.”

2. Kerp:(Text message): "I got this text From Conner last night - ‘I had a chance to have a three some the other day. I couldn't because I'm dating someone"
Caesar:(Text message): “We should be happy for him, surely he would’ve died from Connerotic Asphyxiation from those two fat chicks.”
by The Tang Bang Crew May 19, 2008
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aspergineering

‘Aspergineering’ is a term coined to describe a branch of thinking associated with people who have Aspergers Syndrome (AS). People with AS often have a unique ability to go beyond the concept of "thinking outside of the box".
In fact, in Aspergineering terms, there simply is no box!
Einstein's theory of relativity is an example of aspergineering.
by mark tinley October 22, 2007
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aspenne

very pretty
Aspenne very pretty
by khgjhgtj December 12, 2016
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