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Asintits

Asintits is a VARY rare disease that affects yo ballz (only men) you ballz slowly turn into tits over time and it goes into you ash hole. Symptoms may include: aids, hemroids , periodts and p.w. But don't worry it only happens if you say 'bobs' while pooping in da toilette. Be cautious because you have been warned. STAY SAFE KIDS....(P.S the only way to cure asintits is to mak out with another man kekeke stay safe boys.)
Cool guy:hey dude have you ever heard of Asintits?
Other guy: Nah, what is it?
Cool guy: it's when you gotz aids and stuff.
Other guy: omg I... think i gotz aids...
Cool guy: Lez kissy

Other guy: ok
*maks out*
the end :D
by lighmaballaz071pp April 7, 2022
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asotin

A small hole in the state of washington that Idaho prostitutes (idah-whores) smoke meth and shit directly into their dealer turtles asshole. Very much like space docking... just more turtling
Hey do you want to go to asotin to join the turtle club?
by the deli September 19, 2013
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