Assifier

A passifier for the ass. Basically used by business executives who really need a passifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time.

We were happy to know that Buford was using his Assifier during the meeting.

by Viking Guy May 16, 2007

Asif

A real playa and charmer and predator falls in love only to realise women are fake then moves on to his next prey

Asifs are tall, dark and handsome and really wealthy with all the 10/10

Every woman wants Asif

Asifs are hot and full of sexual pleasure

by Stacy92 September 30, 2018

asif

a boggling mastermind

shonk gorilla stomp baby

by bitch im manny August 21, 2004

pulling an asif

When an individual disappears from public life entirely for days on end, fails to reply to modern communication devices and is akin to a wizard in his ability to go unseen.

Usually has some bs excuse for the disappearing act.

dude1: have u seen jon at all lately?
dude2: no man he is pulling an asif, no sight of him.

dudette1: hey you been pulling an asif these past few days!
dudette2: girl, i been so busy with work and school...
dudette1: i thought you got fired?
dudette2: ...

by thejumperup26 October 15, 2010

ASIFF

The hottest man or boy in the world.He also will easily get a girl because he work like a giant magnet that will attract girl surround him.

A kind person
A nice man
Handsome man
Superb friendly
Girl magnet.

He so asiff when she walk beside him.

by Your Grandddaaaddd December 29, 2017

Assifying

continuous tense of Assify
To continuously mess up a situation or object.

Why are you always Assifying what people ask you to do?

This lime was good but now he is assifying the hell out of it.

by XpideR G August 5, 2009

Asif

A BIIIIIG ANIME WEEB LIVING WITH BIG BOZONGA ANIME GIRLS IN BEDS WITH APPPPPLESSSS AND WATERRRRRR RAINING ON EM.

Sorry he was being weird don’t listen to the sentence before this.

Asif are you fighting over apples and anime again?

by Ailed;kkaldsfjladfj;ldfj February 7, 2022