vaginal applause

The Clap. Otherwise known as gonorrhea.

Shelly: It burns when I pee! I hate fucking vaginal applause.

Tina:...Vaginal applause?

Shelly:"The Clap" got too mainstream.

Tina: You're a fucking hipster, you know that right?

by Hgray May 31, 2011

Walrus Applause

When someone comes out with an utterly stupid comment and after promptly realising what they have said, you clap your hands like a walrus and sarcasticly complement their intelligence

Mark: who put all these silly fans in my computer *rips them out*... oh wait, i need them to stop it overheating don't i
Jeff: *arw arw - walrus applause* well done mark, clever boy :B

by AncientSalami September 4, 2010

round of applause

To clap two hands together, while in an area that is usually to tight to fit more than two fingers.

Wow, look at that tiny little dress. I bet you could give that chick a round of applause!

by LongJohnsonSiver March 21, 2007

Applause

Before 5th grade, both males and females have no reproductive organs, just a plateau of skin. The only sexual thing they can do is hit their plateaus together making the sound of hands clapping.

Mom: Honey, do you hear what Timmy and Sally are doing?
Dad: They're just giving applause to the movie they're watching.

by HustlerKidd February 18, 2009

Applause from the back row

When you're having sex and your balls slap your bitch's ass so hard it sounds like clapping.

Guy: Bitch that was the best fucking sex ever.
Bitch: Yeah I know, I think even the neighbors were clapping!
Guy: Bitch, please. That was an applause from the back row.

by bigdickKersh October 21, 2012

Applause Team

A group of paid Donald Trump sycophants who accompany him at various public events and applaud his every utterance in an attempt to make his pronouncements appear more popular than they actually are. The Applause Team also regularly frequents Trump press conferences, where they are assigned the task of jeering at any reporter who dares to ask a question which might make Trump uncomfortable or trick him into providing a truthful response. The term Applause Team was first popularized by retired US intelligence expert Malcolm Nance.

The Applause Team's raucous applause at a choreographed Trump appearance at the CIA Memorial Wall sullied the memory of 117 American heroes in a transparent and pathetic attempt to falsely make it appear that there was broad support for the new president among CIA employees after he had questioned their patriotism and falsely equated members of the US intelligence agencies with Nazi Germany .

by AmericanPatriot17 January 22, 2017

Applause

When two people with the clap have sex.

“Hey didn’t you hear that Sierra gave matthew the clap?” “Oh yeah so now when they fuck they applause!”

by butmuncher3000 October 7, 2021