ashland

a middle school fuck boy who gets his clothes from salvation army and walks like he has shit in his goodwill jeans

bro did you see ashland’s ugly ass shirt today?

by yupmhm! October 23, 2018

Ashland, Kentucky

the worst town in history. Boredom is common and residents are mostly racist rednecks who like beer. Pollution is terrible cuz of all the plants like steel mills and shit like that. Most people will leave the area and find somewhere else. Beer is the most prefered drink. Entertainment is usually masturbation and video games.

Hey. I spent the weekend in a town called Ashland, Kentucky . It sucked massive cowballs. I also had assues which didnt help none.

Damn. you are kinda stupid. as soon as you see the sign. GUN THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!!

by Ashland_sux February 25, 2011

Ashland

a whore-house created for all the respectable johns out there, it involves athletics, marathons and contests of all sorts, pay to play is a must

mommy i wanna go to ashland; Honey-buns your not tall enough to go on those rides.

by Big Papa2.5 November 23, 2016

Ashland

When an individual driving a vehicle crashes onto train tracks near a railroad crossing and continues to drive along the tracks until you get your car stuck between the ballast or on the tracks.

Guy 1: "Dude, I crashed into a railroad crossing and drove like a mile stuck between the tracks near this one station!"

Guy 2: "That's very Ashland of you."

Guy 1: "And? At least Mike Cyr's finding interesting shit to put on the grab bag."

by CheesieSawbridge December 13, 2021

Ashland

Ashland is short but dont let that turn u away though she might lack a bit of knowledge but thats what makes her the funniest person ever. She is always on the trends and is a bit of a crackhead but aren't we all. She is a necessary to all people. If u see an ashland pick her up and run because there isn't many and she is needed in your life.

"yooooooooooo have u met ashland yet?"
"No"
"well u need to cus she is the best!!!!"

by ur mom is a fucking gay ho December 2, 2019

Ashland City

A small town. Country boys and girls get down on the farm. =) A really quiet town outside of Nashville and Clarksville. Everyone who lives here wants to get out and those who don't live here want to come and live here.

"Lets go down to the barn and party ashland city style."

by stokescountrygirl February 20, 2009

Ashlan

A young minority with little to no intelligence and no purpose in life, he has been abused and groomed as a child so much that he developed love for men who have no interest in twinks like him, the happiness rate around the globe would rise by 90% if this thing ceased to exist.

Clueless Person: Hi ashlan
Ashlan: Man I looooove dick up my bussy!!
Clueless Person: I knew I wasn't supposed to download discord..

by Titbiter January 22, 2023