Ashkelsee Syndrome

A type of mental illness where the affected thinks that the world is a snow globe and they fantasize about a distant world called Hobacalugi, with a mouse named Charles. The symptoms include: constantly repeating "poor mouse", chronic giggling, they also fear the "evil stereo monster".

Ashkelsee Syndrome, Best Friends, and Insane people

by Kelsooooooooooooow January 27, 2009

Ashbelia

A very rare name. It usually corresponds with someone who is headstrong and determined to go far in life. They are also caring and great listeners.

I LOVE HER!" "I KNOW, SHE'S SUCH AN ASHBELIA!

by That One Girl~ June 3, 2011

ashiel

Denotes a person who tries to make funny jokes but always fails

That joke is so bad only an Ashiel would make that joke

by Deshy99 November 8, 2020

ashhole

someone who smokes a bowl and leaves you with all the ash

(raja passes michael the pipe)
michael: hey man, this bowl's done
raja: oh shit, i'll pack another
michael:, thanks, ashhole...
alex: what an ashhole!

by how_to_make_pickles January 20, 2010

ashhole

(noun) a word used as an alternative to asshole by people who think they're somehow "better" or "good" because they don't curse. (Also see: troutturd, hypercrite, frogging and bullshirt)

"You're such an ashhole!, find another ride home from church!"

by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008

asshelmet

Formerly an insult used to infer that a person was so stupid, they had their head up their ass, making it a hat or helmet. Asshat is the more commonly known adjective.

Today asshelmet refers to a poster who frequents the message forum asshelmets.com who, shortly around 9/11 adopted the term to refer to themselves.

They decided to adopt the insult and own it as a badge of pride, refusing to give into PC mindthink about how America deserved to have 9/11 happen.

Currently asshelmets is a haven for free speech and self-expression that most message boards will not allow.

Asshelmets is the Internet's premiere center of morality. We have architected and blueprinted new paradigm shifts moralitywise.

Who they hell are these freaks and where did they come from?

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Oh, those guys? They're asshelmets...

by DammitBoy! March 5, 2007

Ashely

Most wonderful girl amazing eyes that you can't stop looking at most gorgeous smile ever most likely has a big ass she has an amazing personalty and if you get the chance to be with her don't take it for granted because she could definitely do better than you

Ashely looks gorgeous like always

by anyonmous344 March 13, 2017