asdf 

1. The first four letters someone learns on a keyboard.
2. Incedentaly, it is also a very blasphemous and revolting curse on the farthest moon of Jupiter.

1. I just learned ASDF!
2. HOLY ASDFING SHIT!

asdf by TheXorcist February 12, 2003

asdf 

it means "as dumb as fuck"

That retard is asdf.

asdf by Greennigga March 14, 2017

asdf 

beep beep i'm a sheep i said beep beep i'm a sheep

asdf a animation series made by tomska

hey have you seen the new asdf movie ................................THE END

asdf by Yoshiking2001 May 21, 2017

asdf 

Four of the most vulgar words in the english language (ass, shit, damn, and of course, fuck) merged together to create the god of vulgarity. This word is used only when it is extremely neccesary.

(side not: the conversation below never actually happened, and the person named "trip" does not have a speech impediment, forcing him to talk like a complete idiot, hes is, above all, generally normal, and would not say this)

Trip: Hey! d1d j00 sEe the NeW fInAl FANTASyyy VIDe0?

Ethan: wow. ASDF noob.

Trip: NoOoOoO000oOo!!!1

Ethan: What the hell is wrong with you? I told you to ASDF!

Trip: *owned*

asdf by Ethan April 8, 2005

asdf 

A greeting, or space filler.

"asdf." or "...asdf..."

asdf by codechino May 21, 2003

ASDF 

Text one types as a placeholder. The first characters of the left hand used when typing on a QWERTY keyboard.

ASDF goes here when I figure out what I really want to call it.

ASDF by scottydahotty December 25, 2012

asdf 

asdf just likes jkl;. They aren't going out. Also, aoeu is asdf's cousin. asdf.com r pwn

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

asdf by Kyle February 18, 2003